Personality: Knowledgeable, enterprising, and technically gifted.

Parents: Unix and Linux.

Favorite TV Show: Deep Space 9 Lives.

Favorite Book: Manual for Windows NT 4.0.

Favorite Toy: Cordless mouse.

Greatest Achievement: Discovering that the computer's heat sink can double as a hot plate.

Ultimate Fantasy: To get Bill Gates' job.

Motto: There's nothing wrong with Windows that a little cat fur won't cure.

Email: reboot@meowmail.com

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