Back Issues

Coughed Up:

December 23, 2000
New proof of feline superiority...Miss Hissy on tail yanking... Felinadonna on the beauty of cranial vacuum cleaner lines...Software review: Ba Humbug! release 4.0...Sir Smashalot shoots for the stars...FatCat on bribing Santa Claws...and more! 

November 13, 2000
Top news story: Are Martians real?...Miss Hissy on hiding successfully... Felinadonna says BIG is a state of mind...Software review: Build a Better Mousetrap ...Sir Smashalot's Operation Sock Swipe...FatCat on taco stands...and more! 
November 7, 2000
Special election 2000 guide. A cogent and incisive analysis of the key referenda and initiatives that will shape the lives of felines in the U.S. for years to come!

October 31, 2000
Secret of the Great Pumpkin revealed...Miss Hissy's open door policy...Felinadonna's cure for goldfish deprivation...Software review: Click a Company, the easy path to instant feline business success...Sir Smashalot takes on knitting needles...FatCat on employing kittens...original poem by colonist...and more!

October 23, 2000
Feline manuscript discovery proves Moby Dick is a ripoff... Miss Hissy is NOT on a first name basis...Felinadonna says go for the hunk, dump your  principles ... Software review: Forge It! for Felines, the complete software solution for all your counterfeit needs...Movie review: The SIxth Claw...Fat Cat on getting back to fundamentals...and more!

October 2, 2000
Felines across globe madder than wet hens at botched MeowMail email system...Miss Hissy says "watch my backside"...Felinadonna tackles the REAL story behind feline zits...Software Review: Schlep Planner 2001... Fat Cat tells how to curb nepotism...an original MeowMail colonist poem... and more!

September 20, 2000
How NOT to capture the feline vote--press the fur, chew the rat... Miss Hissy says these paws weren't made for squashing... Felinadonna explains when it's OK to give humans the brush off...Software Review: Ad Along -- Relive the Golden Feline Oldies...Sir Smashalot's Operation: Pen Pal...and more!

September 7, 2000
Cats could dig Boston's Big Dig for under three dollars... Miss Hissy clamps down on nail clipping... Felinadonna advises on how to "weazel" out of a diet...Software Review: Keep 'Em Home (and ruin a human's vacation)... Sir Smashalot does lunch...Fat Cat tells what to do when the squirrel ears leap out of the bag...and more! 

September 1, 2000
Back to school uniforms cause a rift... Miss Hissy complains about human bug swatters... Felinadonna on free kittensitting services...Software Review: Catshelf-The Ultimate Reference Guide...Sir Smashalot does in the mirror....Fat Cat says fight fraud with hairballs....and more! 

August 23, 2000
New Swedish study proves aerobic tail fwapping key to feline well being... Miss Hissy gets sick of hearing about bad haircut stuff... Felinadonna speaks again on bad haircut stuff...Software Review: Vol 2: How Things Break -- Complete Guide to Neutering Your Human's Computer... Sir Smashalot does back to school tailoring....Fat Cat says:
skip business school, make a million...and more! 

August 15, 2000
Feline entrepreneurs solve problem of waiting for delayed flights...Miss Hissy on vanishing humans laps...Felinadonna says bald can be beautiful...Software Review: Life Without Humans...Fat Cat on motivational workware...Book review: 20-Minute Gourmet Recipes for Busy Executive Felines...Restaurant Review: Chez Leftovers...and more

August 7, 2000
Giant litter boxes on Uranus...Miss Hissy on stolen food...Felinadonna on bad hair cuts...Get Along Little Dawggie software review...Sir Smashalot's victory over a power-hungry toaster oven...TV Review: Mousterpiece Theater...Restaurant review: Shredded Tweet..and more!

July 24, 2000
Slip Cloz Purry steals subatomic particle...Miss Hissy on stolen sleep spots...Felinadonna on hamster temptation...Software review: How Things Break -The Complete Guide to De-Upholstering...Sir Smashalot's does the laundry...Movie review: Pawsy and Furwinkle...Restaurant review: House of Bugs..and more!

July 14, 2000
Sneak peek of the fall TV lineup...Miss Hissy on pop-top food cans...Felinadonna on jilting a suitor...Speak Like a Canine software review...Sir Smashalot does the laundry...Book review: Howard Pawser and The Gallons of Enchanted Goldfish...Movie review: Catdiator...Restaurant review: Whisker Alley Cafe & Pub..and more!  

July 3, 2000
New national curricula for kittens...Miss Hissy on humans who mistake her for a roll of toiler paper ... Felinadonna on messy eaters...Litterbox Landscaper software review...Sir Smashalot' successful garbage can assault...and more!

June 21, 2000
Humans to ride in baggage compartment on commercial airline flights; cats in first class... Miss Hissy turns Little Al, the Yorkshire Terrier, into Yorkshire pudding ...Felinadonna has a cure for dinnertime guests who become a gas ... Virtual Feline Makeover 2.0 Software Review: Fat Cat on Why feline CEOs have more fun...  and more!

June 15, 2000
Special Fatherís Day Gift Giving Guide, including Carnivore Station, the grill for the serious feline chefÖRodoCop ZX, technology for the elite mouse hunterÖNewsBox 4500, high tech litter box for the old pooperÖDeluxe Easy-Shred Pillow, better than a piÒataÖand more!

June 5, 2000
57-foot prehistoric cat skeleton unearthed in Siberia...Ms. Hissy on cats who submit to wearing leashes...DialingWithPawPads software review...Sir Smashalot goes undercover...Fat Cat explains the effect of the Microsoft breakup on cats...and more!

May 29, 2000
Cat commandos rid international space station of rats...Hissy on cats that act like dogs in commercials ... tummy tucks from Felinadonna ... Virtual Human software review ... operation hide 'em ...felines and night trading... and more!

Week of May 22. No Hairball -- National Cat Snooze Week

May 15, 2000
Million paw march rocks nation's capitol...Ms. Hissy on stupid cat names ... cure for codependent cats...MathKats Deluxe software review ... Sir Smashalot goes soft on damage ...and more!

May 8, 2000.
New Federal litterbox emission standards raise fur...cure for bad whisker days...review of Boots Bacon Teaches Keyboarding software ... operation closet demolition ...Harvard study shows MBWAITSFAMTDS more effective than MBWA in major feline corporations...and more

May 1, 2000.
Cats herorically rescue large human from tree...when to hurl at social events...review of Tuna Blaster IV virtual fish hatchery software ...avoiding trendy stocks in the E2S (eel to snail) sectors...and more.

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