Letters to the Editor
GENERAL LETTERS
Regarding
Socratail's question...
If
butterflies were free, how many would you eat?
If butterflies were free, we
would eat as many as we could catch! Of course, we would leave the
legs for our human to eat. We don't believe that she eats properly (or
sleeps enough either) and could
use some butterfly legs in her
diet.
Dusty & Tiffany
dustyortiffany@meowmail.com
You know, if they were free, I don't think I'd eat a
one! What fun is it if your human doesn't have to pay ANYTHING to
feed you? Besides, they tickle my tummy with those big wings they
flutter around with! Do you really think that they have any
nutritional value? There's no meat on them!!
Chester Cheetah, Joe, Purrsi, Pewter, and
Hannah
sasgrins@westriv.com
Regarding Felinadonna's
advice to Betwixt and Between in Baltimore, who was faced with the
choice of upholding her principles and boycotting Halloween because of
the feline superstitions associated with it, or going to a mondo
Halloween garbage bash with a very slick new boyfriend. Felinadonna said
to put on the costume and go out with the hunk.
Don't go along with evil!! By all means, if this
tom is something to meow about, he'll understand where you are
scratching from! Instead, invite him to your can for a little
purring, instead!! Have your own party, a bit of tuna and warm
milk. He'd be crazy as the cultist's to pass you up on that, you
tigress! Enjoy!
Chester Cheetah, Joe, Purrsi, Pewter, and
Hannah
sasgrins@westriv.com
A Sonnet in Appreciation of Felinadonna
F...is for your furry paws
E...is for your energetic ways
L...is for you're lovely
N...is for you're nice
A...is for all I'd like to give you
D...is for you're dear
O...is for Oh, Felinadonna
N...is for
no holds barred
N...is for nose to nose contact
A...is for
amazing you
Bailey
mystical_whispers@meowmail.com
Paws up
to Larcy Jones for finding this gem:
"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."
the_cats_staff@meowmail.com
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