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. . . why do you believe that all
kittens should visit mental health professionals?" asked this Morning
Hairball.
Dr. Singman Frond coughed up a hairball and then responded, "There are
two main reasons. The first is because some kittens’ dreams are very
troubling. And the second is because feline therapists need more clients
to generate enough cash to feed the economy which has been in trouble
lately." This Morning Hairball reporter protested, "But what if we have two
kittens, and their dreams are not troubling, and we can’t afford the cost
of sending the kittens to feline therapists?" "You must put the needs of your kittens before your own, Mama
Mothball!" shrieked Dr. Singman Frond. "You must find the toonas to send
your kittens to feline therapists! You must scrimp and save! Otherwise,
your kittens will turn out exactly like their mother, and if there’s
anything the world doesn’t need, it’s two more critters like Mama Mothball
in it!" This Morning Hairball reporter saw the truth in Dr. Singman Frond’s
statement. "Do you accept Blue Barf and Blue Field Insurance?" she asked
with a sigh. "Delighted, I’m sure," agreed Dr. Singman Frond. And so an appointment
was made for Merry Mothball and Mimi Mothball to visit Dr. Singman Frond
the following week.
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