Dear Santa:

My name is Bart
You know me well
By my cute kink
At the end of my tail.

I'd like a couple things to share
Perhaps some mice
I'd need a pair
Fuzzy ones, with lots of hair.

Some rings with things
That ding, ding, ding.
A kitty hammock,
So I can swing.

Perhaps a roly, poly ball
For batting up and down the hall.
A soft and cuddly kitty bed
In colors such as blue and red.

I guess that's all I need this year.
Last year's toys are lost I fear.
Or stolen by our Scotty dear.

Bart

 Dear Santa Dude,

I am a red cat with a very large appetite so please bring me lots of cat treats. There is plenty of cat food here so anything extra special would be appreciated, like tuna, turkey, fish and roasted things. I never get these things no matter how good I am, so I know you'll understand. I have been a very good cat all year and have hardly broken or barfed on much. I was only mean to Bart twice. That was a accident. I thought he was a dog.