Reboot Recommends Software Review: continued

Forge It! For Felines, Platinum Edition

 ...you can easily add the neighborhood nuisance dog to the FBI's most wanted list by snapping a picture of Bowzer with a digital camera, importing the pix into an FBI wanted list poster template, then printing out the finished product (be sure to list the dog's current residence as the last known address). Trot down to the post office, and replace the real wanted poster with your own, then sit back and wait for the fur to fly.

If you can't wait until the authorities arrive, just call up the templates for printing counterfeit currency that no one, except agents from the Treasury Department, would recognize as fake. Those are precisely the folks you can call after planting a few phony 50s and 100s under Bowzer's mat while he sleeps. The program includes a comprehensive list of phone numbers for federal authorities in most areas of the country. (Be sure to save a few bills for yourself before calling the fuzz.)

So stock up on color cartridges for your printer, and get ready for more fun than knocking over a row of potted palms on a high bookshelf. Let the presses roll! 

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