Letters to the Editor

 

GENERAL LETTERS

Regarding Socratail's question...
If  butterflies were free, how many would you eat?

If butterflies were free, we would eat as many as we could catch!  Of course, we would leave the legs for our human to eat.  We don't believe that she eats properly (or sleeps enough either) and could
use some butterfly legs in her diet.

Dusty & Tiffany
dustyortiffany@meowmail.com  

 

You know, if they were free, I don't think I'd eat a one!  What fun is it if your human doesn't have to pay ANYTHING to feed you?  Besides, they tickle my tummy with those big wings they flutter around with!  Do you really think that they have any nutritional value?  There's no meat on them!!

Stacey

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Regarding Felinadonna's advice to Betwixt and Between in Baltimore, who was faced with the choice of upholding her principles and boycotting Halloween because of the feline superstitions associated with it, or going to a mondo Halloween garbage bash with a very slick new boyfriend. Felinadonna said to put on the costume and go out with the hunk.

Don't go along with evil!!  By all means, if this tom is something to meow about, he'll understand where you are scratching from!  Instead, invite him to your can for a little purring, instead!!  Have your own party, a bit of tuna and warm milk.  He'd be crazy as the cultist's to pass you up on that, you tigress!  Enjoy!

Stacey

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A Sonnet in Appreciation of Felinadonna

F...is for your furry paws
E...is for your energetic ways
L...is for you're lovely
N...is for you're nice
A...is for all I'd like to give you
D...is for you're dear
O...is for Oh, Felinadonna
N...is for no holds barred
N...is for nose to nose contact
A...is for amazing you

Bailey

mystical_whispers@meowmail.com

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Paws up to Larcy Jones for finding this gem:

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."

the_cats_staff@meowmail.com

 

 

 

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