Personality: Loveable but confused canine. Thinks he's a cat.

Parents: JP and Morgan.

Favorite TV Show: Do You Want to Bite a Millionaire?

Favorite Book: The Motley Felinešs Investment Guide.

Favorite Toy: Discarded check stubs.

Greatest Achievement: Launched the GFSE (Global Feline Sock Exchange).

Ultimate Fantasy: To launch a mega-successful dot.claws company that acquires Microsoft.

Motto: Barf low, sell high.

Email: fatcat@meowmail.com

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